My Dog is Not That Stupid

Mocha, male beagle, 7+ months old, is not a stupid dog. He is house trained and has a big appetite for good food. He won’t eat regular dry dog food, no..no…. He tired of canned food either. So it is hard to feed him while we have to run to work or too tired to prepare his fancy food.

We, human, sure, don’t see dog as our equal. When I am tired, I just feed him his dry food and shout EAT…. when he complained. He may not eat the food right away. But when his tummy growls… he will eat almost anything — that include his dog food.

I don’t have pet’s door. Every time he needs to go, I have to open the door, sometime have to wait until he is done and close the door. He knows how to enslave the human owner.

Sometime he vomits white liquid stuff, ewhh……. He will not clean up his mess, he could not, because he is only a dog. He knows how to enslave the human owner.

When we take him to walk, he will pee and pooh anywhere he likes–our lawn, neighbor’s, sidewalk, next to a car, near bushes, …. anywhere. Did he clean himself after that? No way. I have to clean his mess. He knows how to enslave the human owner.